Note to Canada: the title of your anthem is... →
Want to shop here (and own these clothes). Pics... →
Somehow I missed “raccoon turd” as a great insult. #80s
Watch Fabric of the Cosmos tonight on @novapbs. You’ll thank me after you watch @NickInMotion’s awesome work. #IHaveFriends
Yeah, I think that’s just an Internet rumor, like there’s a country called “Turkey”. #Muppets
Something for @levydr to keep in mind as he participates in #Movember
Who are the 1% in Congress? The answer won’t surprise you. #InfographicO’TheDay
Who wants to buy me one?
Just snagged some of these for trick-or-treaters. Guaranteed to be the favorite house tonight.
Phew, glad I cleared that up. #TheMoreYouKnow
History of Rap 3 is more proof why @jimmyfallon is the best late night host.
Phew. I was afraid my whimsical Weimaraner wouldn’t help me stand out in a crowd. #DodgedABullet
Happy 125th Anniversary, Lady Liberty.
So does this mean I wouldn’t have to go near Wyoming?!
Alfred Hitchcock presents, “The Angry Birds”.